family size

who buys family size shampoo.  well, i do.

but heres what i realized.  this makes no sense.  either, you are a family of 3, 4, maybe 5, using the exact same shampoo and its gone in no time.  thats stupid.  it's not like its a bucket-full.
furthermore, you have the same smelling hair as your wife and children.  i love my hair smelling good.  but i even MORE love the smell of a girl's hair.  and they can't be the same.  that would ruin everything.  EVERYTHING o, honey, your hair smells... like ... mine.... FAIL.

 furthermore, i'm sure some families all share the same shower, but not all of them.  so in that regard it doesn't make sense.  you can't walk between showers and share shampoo.  and if all the family shares the same shower, imagine how croweded that shower would get.  not in people, but in products.  I KNOW those girlies all have tons of products.  i like a nice clean shower where i don't have to avoid stepping on things.

this leads me to my real point.  family size shampoo makes no sense.  not for families - as described above, and not for individuals.  for me, i want my hair to smell different on occasions, and if i buy the family size, its effectively an extra month or whatever of coconut or lavender (love me the lavender!).  but its so compelling.  extra product for free.

so what am i to do?  I think, next time i'll try a regular size bottle and time how long it lasts, and see where i end up.